It's Damon Lindelof's grocery list

For those of you who can relate to my earlier post about crazy Lost fans, here's a quick update:

The guy who asked me if I wanted to know what the diagram on the blast-doors meant... yeah, he walked into my office late last week and asked if I wanted him to forward me FULL TRANSCRIPTS OF WHAT'S BEING WHISPERED IN THE JUNGLE!! Not only can I not imagine spending the time reading these, but it kills me to think of how long it took someone to put together! I'm as lazy as the next cat, but there's got to be something better to do with your time, people!

Now listen carefully as my head explodes.